Smells like team spirit

Have you ever wondered how many retards are running loose on the internet? I was bored today (which is strange considering the huge amount of my friends) and i logged on youtube. I started typing the name of a song and the thing with the most often typed words showed up. And there it was - ruling the list like an allmighty king, Smells like team spirit by nirvana. It made me try other songs, of which I'm only going to give a couple of examples - i don't have all day and porn is waiting. Dairy of Jane by breaking benjamin . Yeah, I've heard she used to sell milk a lot. And my friend's favourite Getting away with merdure. Of course that word exists! Have you never heard of the series called Merdure, she wrote?

Well, I've counted all the messed-up song names, divided it by the squared number of the right ones, derivated th result - and found out that most internet communities consist of 98% retards on average. Which is not really shocking considering most forums and other places where people can express themselves. I'm going to provide an example from comments of the Smells like team spirit song on youtube. I haven't read them myself because my brain hurts when I try to - but maybe someone will find them amusing.

ILOVESHIT1000 (6 hours ago)  

no one would believe its the fourth of july cause we have calenders and the media only knows what facts police and investigators have told them so crawl back under a rock you conspiracing dumb fuck people like you ruin nirvana i doubt kurt would give a fuck and i bet his daughter doesnt even care as much as you pathetic shit stains always talking about how much you miss kurt give it a rest its lame and your dumbasses its as simple as that

Metal80s19871991 (6 hours ago)  

@ILOVESHIT1000 Godamn fuckin shithead U R The dumbass U Should crawl back under the rock U came from NAIVE little fucks like you should be barred from computer use without your mommies behind ya watchin'.....By the way Also, I'M Surprised ya even know what a calendar is!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT Shocking ONE LAST THING i think Kurt would want his killer caught at least I am not willin to let Courtney Love get away with murder. I repeat again U R THE PATHETIC LITTLE SHIT STAIN FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!