Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Blame Canada!

An interesting case happened in my country. A disabled guy on a wheelchair had his money stolen from him on the internet. I've read about it and this is what happened: A young man hooked up with the disabled one on a website and pretended to be a girl. He even sent him a few fake photos. Then he told him he was in love with him and wanted money. First to pay his debts, then to buy a car, a house.. Eventually he ripped him off about $50,000.

What I find strange about this case is the attitude of the crowds - yelling for "justice", believing that the thief should be sent to jail for the rest of his days. To steal from a disabled person, what a shame! But I thought he was physically disabled, not mentally. And he handed him over the money voluntarily. So what's the point? Yeah, maybe he wasn't really a girl. Is it now a crime to lie? And what if it was a girl and she took the money and left - would it make any difference? I think that it was smart from the thief to get the money this way and he should keep it. At least it would be considered a warning for people NOT TO GIVE MONEY TO STRANGERS YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN. You get it? Really? Wow, I thought it was really difficult to find out the meaning hidden behind my words written in capital letters to be made more obvious.

Another thing that caught my interest is the attitude of my country about drug dealers vs. drug addicts. We have a new law that a genius mastermind must have come with. You can take and possess drugs in limited amounts (enough to die from overdose) but it's forbidden to sell them. What? I have always thought that drugged people were dangerous to themselves and their surroundings, not merchants. I really doubt that dealers force drugs into peoples' mouths, veins, noses, and other orifices. It's always your choice whether to take a drug or not. And kids are taught that drugs are bad since they're about 7-8 years old, so not knowing is not an excuse either. If you sell drugs - so what? Nobody forces people to buy them. But it's really dangerous to take them if you choose to do so. So why blame the dealers? People must really hate them here, because unlike them addicts can often use their addiction as an excuse for other crimes. And they also get free food, shelter, treatments etc. Even though it's always their fault. Think about it.

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I've heard about soldiers being persecuted for wearing nazi symbols on their helmets recently. That sounds good, doesn't it?

The neonazis are getting more and more numerous and dangerous, at least in my town. A couple of months ago they stormed a pub near my ex-school, beat up everyone inside, and cut a few people who tried to stand up against them. Before that I've heard about a guy stabbed by them to death for protesting against their ideology.

(Which is strangely stupid for people who claim to have IQ over 88, take this for example: http://americannaziparty.com/ But I don't judge people depending on what they believe. Earth being flat and a center of universe isn't too breathtaking either.)

Well, with all due respect, the guy probably wasn't much bright, most people would see that coming if they provoked big, drunk, aggressive guys armed with knives. Of course that doesn't mean the nazis don't deserve a death sentence for this. Anyway, we are getting too paranoid in my opinion. If Adolf Hitler wasn't born, would the World War 2 not happen? And if the World War 2 didn't happen, would this be any different? Would those nazis be nice people and just apologize, maybe give him a hug, and walk away? Of course not, for god's sake! Assholes are assholes, whatever the excuse for it.

Now it's forbidden to have nazi symbols anywhere. But I'm still not getting it why. Why isn't it forbidden to have Roman symbols too? Does anyone think their invasions were peaceful and they were friends with everybody? They burned cities to the ground and destroyed temples, killing everybody inside. Including pregnant women and children. But I guess if something didn't happen in last 50 years it doesn't count. Has anyone else seen a movie about British concentration camps in africa? Oh, sorry, I forgot - British people are the Good Guys and Africans are the Bad Guys and they're black! So it doesn't count either.

Yes, now I see it, it's a great idea to persecute everyone who happens to say Adolf Hitler or have a nazi symbol tattooed on him. From now on, let's refer to Adolf as "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who." And in historical movies we can use pirate skulls to replace the Hakenkreuz.

Beware of WoW


Ok, I've decided to put some light on the most dangerous threats of this century - no, it's not wars, terrorists, global warming, tsunami waves or earthquakes. I'm talking about an extremely dire insidious threat. The disguised demons eating our children's souls. Yes, I'm talking about Them. The computer games! Especially the menacing yet addictive MMORPGS and their king - World of Warcraft.

Let's start with the numbers. The monthly fee is $15. There are over 11 million subscribers. Yes, I know. It must feel goood to make $165,000,000 a month plus the price of the bought games and expansions. Deaths caused by WoW: at least 10 reported. http://www.fibonaccisys.com/WoW_report.php Oh, it looks like a really dangerous game! People die because of playing for 50 hours straight? Or they play all the time the're not asleep? Wow, that must be the game's fault! I'm pretty sure those people were mentally healthy and had interesting lives, but then - suddenly - they were forced to play and couldn't stop. What an evil game!

And millions of children play the game instead of socialising, playing with their friends outside and doing sports. You know what's best to do in such a situation? Force your kids to go out and make friends. Because having friends is normal! And forcing them into sports is even better, who cares if all the bigger kids bully them? It's not important to win, but to stay there, waste your childhood and probably develop a mental trauma that will haunt you through the rest of your life. I'm glad to live in such enlightened times. The society has decided what's normal and what's bad for me so I don't have to overwork my poor brain. Now we should go and burn all the game servers so that we save the next generation from Bad Influence!

Other people

I've noticed my increasing aggressiveness against other people. Why is that? I thought maybe violent computer games have transformed me into an insane killing machine. Or maybe alcohol has finally managed to destroy the remaining rational parts of my brain? And of course there's always the fact that I'm an arrogant asshole. But when I was thinking about it I realised one thing - it's not me. It's them. Other (especially old) people walking right into me in the streets or trying to exit a bus/tram 10 minutes before it actually stops are driving me fucking insane! Especially when they usually hit me several times in the process. Well, they have always been like that, but with recent developements in my impressive musculature it now enrages me more than ever.

I don't really know why they do it - I don't think I've ever willingly touched other people outside. Yeah, it is probably caused by my xenophobia or sociophobia, but I don't care. No stranger has the right to willingly hit me with any part of his body and/or his luggage and walk away unharmed. I'm still managing to control myself, but yesterday I nearly smashed my fist right into the face of and old lady who ran into me even though I've really tried to get out of her way.  But she was impossible to dodge since she didn't make a slightest movement to support my evasive manoeuvre. Bitch.

Well, once my patience runs out, they'll get what they asked for.

Smells like team spirit

Have you ever wondered how many retards are running loose on the internet? I was bored today (which is strange considering the huge amount of my friends) and i logged on youtube. I started typing the name of a song and the thing with the most often typed words showed up. And there it was - ruling the list like an allmighty king, Smells like team spirit by nirvana. It made me try other songs, of which I'm only going to give a couple of examples - i don't have all day and porn is waiting. Dairy of Jane by breaking benjamin . Yeah, I've heard she used to sell milk a lot. And my friend's favourite Getting away with merdure. Of course that word exists! Have you never heard of the series called Merdure, she wrote?

Well, I've counted all the messed-up song names, divided it by the squared number of the right ones, derivated th result - and found out that most internet communities consist of 98% retards on average. Which is not really shocking considering most forums and other places where people can express themselves. I'm going to provide an example from comments of the Smells like team spirit song on youtube. I haven't read them myself because my brain hurts when I try to - but maybe someone will find them amusing.

ILOVESHIT1000 (6 hours ago)  

no one would believe its the fourth of july cause we have calenders and the media only knows what facts police and investigators have told them so crawl back under a rock you conspiracing dumb fuck people like you ruin nirvana i doubt kurt would give a fuck and i bet his daughter doesnt even care as much as you pathetic shit stains always talking about how much you miss kurt give it a rest its lame and your dumbasses its as simple as that

Metal80s19871991 (6 hours ago)  

@ILOVESHIT1000 Godamn fuckin shithead U R The dumbass U Should crawl back under the rock U came from NAIVE little fucks like you should be barred from computer use without your mommies behind ya watchin'.....By the way Also, I'M Surprised ya even know what a calendar is!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT Shocking ONE LAST THING i think Kurt would want his killer caught at least I am not willin to let Courtney Love get away with murder. I repeat again U R THE PATHETIC LITTLE SHIT STAIN FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!